Variety Hour

the way hilda is portrayed (yes even by pokemas and other official media i don’t care) kills me. like it literally rends my soul in two because she is honest to god the next red and no one even gives a shit

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look me in the EYES she has that seriousness to her WHY is she portrayed the way she is in pokemas i'll literally kill people

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Most accurate dog of all time BASED ON BELOVED RL PET. A STORY WRITTEN SO HIS BOY MAY SPEAK. That he can love so deeply, doing anything he can to help! If you think I’m not fighting for him!!!!

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A Very strong endorsement imo 👀

We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds

Recommended by my optometrist

Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.

Repeat twice, then again without glasses.

Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.

Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.

Roll eyes twice.

Close eyes for five minutes.

I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.

The guy who shot Ronald Reagan has been selling cat paintings on ebay

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He has 100% positive feedback

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They met a gregorian monk attempting not to commit the sin of gluttony

That's your takeaway? I was gonna say a wizard split Mr. Bean in two and that was the evil half

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... I can't be the only one seeing this.

If you write down the results and properly format the paper, it even counts as science!

When I was in college, there was a solid year where our lgbt group did this with two bathrooms at the end of a hall that were used by like, maybe 20 people. They would put up gendered signs and we kept stealing them. And then we started writing random things on the walls INCLUDING full word for word copies of personal ads from the back of 1980′s advocate magazines.

It got to the point where the building management was on a hunt trying to find who was doing this and we had to start hiding our faces so as to not get caught on the security cameras. Our faculty advisor came down to the office one day and was like “do you guys know anything about this” essentially as we’re trying to close a comically full drawer of stolen bathroom signs, and we’re like “no” and they were like “great.”

They never caught us. 

every other time i boot up a steam game one of my steam friends messages me telling me to fuck off and i’m always confused at first but then i remember what my profile is rn

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happy anniversary to markiplier jumpscare

I found this meme, and now this one pops up in my head every time I see a russian or a tankie claim that the USSR "saved the world from nazism" and ignore this "minor" detail.

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I found this meme, and now this one pops up in my head every time I see a russian or a tankie claim that the USSR "saved the world from nazism" and ignore this "minor" detail.

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POV: You never know the difference

The illusion of choice

you're laughing. breadstick is dead and you're laughing.

Those poor, starving, pipe boob manufacturers...

Guards. Remove this man from my court.